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Title: It’s clear we’re going to get along. (3/3)
Pairing: Jerry/Mark, Hooker
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Dub-Con, facials, pseudo-underage, offspring!kink.
Summary: Jerry gets Mark fed and cleaned up.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, nor do these actors. The title is taken from Oliver.
A special thank you to animedragon for being a wonderful beta.

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Title: It’s clear we’re going to get along. (2/3)
Pairing: Jerry/Female Vampire, Mark, Ed, Adam, Female Vampire
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Swearing, reference to sex.
Summary: Mark is reborn. Jerry has to be Dad.
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, nor do these actors. The title is taken from Oliver.
A special thank you to animedragon for being a wonderful beta.


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Title: It’s clear we’re going to get along.
Pairing: Jerry/Mark
Rating: R (light)
Warning: Dub/non-con, violence, blood drinking, necrophilia (undead),
Summary: Jerry enjoys siring Mark
Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me, nor do these actors. The title is taken from Oliver.
A special thank you to animedragon for being a wonderful beta.


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If you could hang out with any fictional character for a whole day, who would you choose, and why?


I would totally hang with Hit Girl from Kick-Ass… Just so I can tally up how much she swears in a day.

Writer's Block: Too scary!!

Was there something you were afraid of as a child that just seems silly to you now?

I was terrified of open closets as a child. In the dark, my mind played trick on me like none other. In the dark, those clothes turn into some pretty scary things.

r_toucher
So my mom has totally taken to calling everyone 'numbnuts.'
It's fucking hilarious!

No more wine for me.


So, I’ m finally 19 years old! I can finally legally drink. Awesome, right?

Ah, not so much.

                I went out on Halloween night to celebrate at Boston Pizza with some friends of mine and have a couple of drinks. We had two, then headed out for an hour, came back and had two more. We then went back to my place so we could go Toronto early the next morning. We had one more drink at my house after chilling for a while and then I headed up to bed.

                Now, my hands and wrists had been aching since my second drink, and now my knees hurt just as bad and there where red splotches all over them. Being the type of girl who hopes that if I leave it alone for a while, maybe it will go away, but this time wasn’t so lucky.

                I woke up in the worst pain I have ever been in my entire life. There really was no difference between being asleep and awake except that I could suddenly see. My arms where lock up across my chest and my left leg was locked up as well.

                My boyfriend found me, woke up the whole household and whisked me off to the hospital, where we waited about three hours to see the doctor and where out the door.

                The final verdict is that I am allergic to alcohol. Yeah, it makes the joints in my elbows, wrists and knees swell up and all the muscles start cramping. The major cramp in my leg lasted several days.

                Oh man, the irony kills me because I used to drink a ton when I was underage. Up until I was 17, I was smashed every weekend, all weekend… mostly. I started to smarten up when I was 18 and started having fun with friends other ways.

                So now that I can have a drink and want a drink, I’m screwed. Karmas a bitch for sure.    

A Replacement...


So, one of my very dear friends just broke up with her long time boyfriend... So we bought her a vibrating dildo to replace him.
We are giving it to her at the movies... I think it will go well.


I have become a bad employee.
Every time I walk by customers when I wave an empty tray, I fantasize about cracking them up the side of the head with.
Two hand style.

I shall soon have a hobbie.

And it includes abandoned buildings.
I want to take pictures of them inside and out.
Do some exploring.
And now I have a friend to do it with.